Today, in honor of the Summer Solstice and all things bizarre, I will chronicle, on the ever trustworthy God-o-meter, the amount of faith I have on any given day. The scale is from 0 to 100. 0 means “Don’t EVEN Talk God to Me Today.” 100 means “I Believe I Can Fly!”
Today’s God-o-meter reads:
50
Oh oh. π
Rebecca,
Uh-oh is right! I need to do a little biofeedback or something. π
My Oh-Oh-Meter is about 100 today. π
Rebecca,
Woohoo!! I think my God-o-meter has gone down to about 15! Reading your blog and aA’s thoughts helped! Thank you.
If this is Biblically based, shouldn’t the 100 level be that “I believe I can drink poison!” Or “I can swing a hissing deadly snake around my head!” π
Heather,
ONLY if you are a Pentecostal God-o-Meter! We Baptists wouldn’t be caught DEAD doing those things! π
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Mine is heading beyond 50, just not sure where it will land.
Mystery, I too have been trashed before about beliefs/religion/etc. on my blog….I admire your continued postings despite some of the backlash you may have received. Today, I received my first editorial bashing for my grammar use on my site.
Ah well………………………………
SurfaceEarth,
Oh really? Grammar huh? I’m an English major and I frequently fall into local colloquialisms and bad grammar. How we learn English and how we speak it amongst our own are two different things. Education means we learn the right way and then have permission to trash it as we wish! π Don’t you love those who claim to be all knowledgeable about such things?
As far as the blog. Yeah, I figured I’d quit trying to be what everyone wants and just be me. It’s a hard school yard lesson to learn, but Goddess bless, when you get past a certain age, who gives a ….*#&@? π
Amen Sister Mystery! I hear you loud and clear!
How’s the meter today Moi? π
And as for grammar and spelling? I blame menopause for my errors. *giggle*
Rebecca,
I’m trashing my God-o-Meter and replacing it with a Goddess-o-Meter. Today the Goddess-o-Meter registers 85 and my poor God-o-Meter is broken. π
π sadder yet, when I can’t even understand my errors! Here’s to a blessed Friday.
You probaly guessed; I think my meter has a dead battery, it hasn’t moved off zero for a long time.
Noogatiger,
I KNOW yours has a dead battery. Unfortunately, I keep putting batteries in. I think I will stop now. π