My Personal God-o-Meter

 

Today, in honor of the Summer Solstice and all things bizarre, I will chronicle, on the ever trustworthy God-o-meter, the amount of faith I have on any given day. The scale is from 0 to 100. 0 means “Don’t EVEN Talk God to Me Today.” 100 means “I Believe I Can Fly!”

 

Today’s God-o-meter reads:

50

14 thoughts on “My Personal God-o-Meter

  1. If this is Biblically based, shouldn’t the 100 level be that “I believe I can drink poison!” Or “I can swing a hissing deadly snake around my head!” πŸ˜›

  2. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Mine is heading beyond 50, just not sure where it will land.

    Mystery, I too have been trashed before about beliefs/religion/etc. on my blog….I admire your continued postings despite some of the backlash you may have received. Today, I received my first editorial bashing for my grammar use on my site.

    Ah well………………………………

  3. SurfaceEarth,

    Oh really? Grammar huh? I’m an English major and I frequently fall into local colloquialisms and bad grammar. How we learn English and how we speak it amongst our own are two different things. Education means we learn the right way and then have permission to trash it as we wish! πŸ™‚ Don’t you love those who claim to be all knowledgeable about such things?

    As far as the blog. Yeah, I figured I’d quit trying to be what everyone wants and just be me. It’s a hard school yard lesson to learn, but Goddess bless, when you get past a certain age, who gives a ….*#&@? πŸ™‚

  4. Rebecca,
    I’m trashing my God-o-Meter and replacing it with a Goddess-o-Meter. Today the Goddess-o-Meter registers 85 and my poor God-o-Meter is broken. πŸ™‚

  5. You probaly guessed; I think my meter has a dead battery, it hasn’t moved off zero for a long time.

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