The Messiah Has Returned!

Oh, my goodness, this is too rich. A sampling:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

Please don’t miss it. (Thanks to the Weekly Standard for the link)

2 thoughts on “The Messiah Has Returned!

  1. Thanks for pointing me at this.
    And lo, when the people found that there was one simple solution to all the sorrows of the world, they were exceeding glad.
    Phew! Thank God I can now stop worrying.

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